The next morning, Sage sat up, in his
bed. He looked out of the window, and saw the nice summer weather. "Well,
let's see... what can we do until we meet Mac's mom," he thought. Sage
glanced across the room he shared with Rowen and Cye, and saw them still
sleeping. "Well, we left Kento at home with Jax so Cye could get some
extra sleep. Nik would flat out kill me if I woke her up and it wasn't
an emergency. There's no way in hell that I'll get Rowen up. That leaves
Mac and Ren. Mac was up late last night, so I doubt that she's awake. So
now there's only Ren." Sage began to smell something coming from the
kitchen. Sage smiled. "Ren's up." He knew that Kathy, as sweet as
she is, could cook about as well as Rowen. Sage tosses his sheet off of
his body, and realized how different his hands looked. He then looked down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cye and Rowen jumped up in their cots,
and looked at Sage. Cye's sea-blue eyes grew even bigger than they already
were. "Sage? Is that you?" he asked as he rubbed his eyes trying to wake
up.
Nikki and Mac ran into the room, followed
by Karyn. "What the hell...." Nikki began. She then saw a strange blonde
woman sitting in Sage's bed with no shrit, and his boxers on. "Tell me
that this is a dream," she whispered. "Sage, is that you?"
Sage was in utter shock. "This can't
be happening," he panicked. "This has got to be some terrible nightmare."
He then looked up and saw Rowen, just starting at him. Sage looked down
again and saw his two new, very large, breasts. As he pulled his sheet
up to his chin with one hand, Sage threw a pillow at Rowen with the other.
"Stop looking at me like that."
Rowen caught the pillow just before
it could hit him. "Sorry. It's kinda hard not to."
Karyn walked into the room, and over
to Sage. "I always wanted a sister, but I wasn't expecting this," she said
touching Sage's now waist length hair. "What are we going to do?"
Nikki walked into the room and sat
next to Sage. "Sweetheart, can you answer one question?" she asked sweetly.
Sage looked at Nikki on the verge
of tears. "Don't yell at me Nik. It wasn't my fault. I just wanted to have
my plam read," Sage said. His once deep and smooth voice was now high and
frail.
Nikki sighed. "All right," she said
looking at everyone. "mac, can you get me that house coat over there?"
she asked.
Mac tossed Sage's hunter green housecoat
over to Nikki. "Here you go." Mac looked at Rowen and saw him on the verge
of breaking out in laughter. "Okay Blue Boy, out," she ordered.
"I didn't do anything," Rowen protested.
He looked at the evil gaze Nikki was giving him and jumped out of the cot
and quickly walked out of the room. "Why does Cye get to stay?" he asked.
"Cye, can you help me to the kitchen?"
Karyn asked.
Cye looked at Karyn and got out his
cot also. He then walked over to Sage, and put his hand on her shoulder.
"Everything's going to work out for the best," he said.
Sage pulled away from Cye. "I'm a
girl Cye. Things can only get worse if Aunt Kathy...." Sage let her sentence
trail as her eyes widened.
"Relax Sage," Mac smiled. She walked
over to Sage and sat on the bed. "Kathy's at work. The only person we really
have to deal with today is..... my mom." Mac bright outlook quickly changed.
"You idiot, how could you do something like this when we have to go and
meet my mother? Weren't you thinking?" she yelled jumping to her feet.
Sage pulled the sheet over her head,
and started crying uncontrollably. "I.... I didn't know.... this would
happen!" Sage yelled between sobs.
"Mackenzie, out. I'll handle this,"
Nikki said. As Mac stormed out of the room, Nikki sat next to Sage's curled
up body. Honey, it's okay. I know this isn't your fault."
Sage uncovered her tear-soaked face
and looked at Nikki. "Really?" she asked.
Nikki nodded. "Yeah." Nikki pulled
the sheet off of Sage, and stood her up. She quickly quickly put the house
coat on Sage, trying to save both from embarrassment. "You look to be about
my size. I'll go and get some of my clothes, and you can wear that to the
mall."
Sage's eyes widened. "Ma...... ma.......
mall?" she stammered out. "THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING ANYWHERE
LIKE THIS!!!!" she shreiked.
"Sage, you can't fit into your clothes.
You have to go to the mall, unless you want Kathy to tell your mother that
she now has a daughter."
Sage's eyes widened with terror. "No,"
She said shaking her head. "Mom can't find out about this."
"Well then, listen to me, Mac, and
Karyn, and you'll be just fine," Nikki smirked. "You and I are headed to
the the girl's room."
Sage looked at Nikki and began to
follow her out of the room. "I don't believe this is happening to me."
Nikki closed her eyes and sighed.
"Sage, you're over doing the over emotional part just a little bit," Nikki
said.
"Okay," Sage whispered. She and Nikki
walked into the "girl's" room, and Nikki quickly headed for her bags. "What
are you looking for?" Sage asked.
"Something quick and easy for you
to get in and out of." Nikki walked ot the door, and gently pushed Sage
over to the bed. "Mac, Come up here."
"Mac's going to yell at me again,"
Sage said as he eyes filled with tears.
"Keep up the water works, and I'll
start yelling at you," Nikki warned.
Sage quickly wiped her eyes and sat
on the bed. "I'm sorry."
Nikki looked at Sage, and took pity
on her. "That's okay. Do you remember what that gypsy told you?"
"She'll worry too much if I mention
her," Sage thought. "She said that I need to learn a lesson about the
treatment of women. After I learn it, the potion will wear off."
Nikki sighed. "At least we know it's
not permanent." Nikki then looked at Sage. "At least I hope it's not."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Sage
asked.
"Sage, I love you, but you're one
of the worse flirts I know."
"I never flirted that much."
"Second grade," Nikki said simply.
When Nikki and Sage were first engaged, Gwen Date warned Nikki about her
new fiance. Sage and Rowen were both thrown in detention because Sage was
trying to teach Rowen how to flirt with the teacher. Even now, after being
in college for two years already, Sage still can't live it down.
Sage was at a lose for words. "I...
it... it's not my fault that rowen couldn't stop laughing," she argued.
"He's the reason we were in detention. Not me."
Mac walked into the room. "Sage, I'm
sorry I yelled at you," Mac said.
Nikki looked at her best friend and
smirked. "Hey Mac, which one got you? Blue eyes, or Grey eyes?" she asked.
"They double teamed me," Mac said
as she sat in her cot. "So, what are we going to do about Miss Date?"
Sage shot Mac and evil look. "Don't
call me that."
Nikki walked Sage over to the full
length mirror and showed her what she now looked like. "Does that scream
Mr. Date to you?" she asked. "You are now a girl Sage. Deal with it," she
ordered.
Sage looked at Nikki and knew she
was becoming annoyed. the only reason Nikki hasn't yelled at, or knocked
out Sage yet, was because she loved him. Then there were the guilt trips
Mac already got from Cye (Blue eyes) and Karyn (Grey eyes).
"Now, what are we going to do about
clothes?" Nikki asked.
Mac looked at Sage and walked over
to Nikki's bags. "Let's try the dress and tennies look."
"Dress?" Sage asked in horror.
Nikki looked at Sage with daggers
in her eyes. "Is there a problem with a dress Miss. Date?" she asked
bitterly.
Sage began to shake her head. "No.
Nothing's wrong with it."
Mac tried to hold back her laughter.
"For now though, let's get something that she won't need a bra for."
Sage swallowed hard. Her eyes had
now grown to the size of dinner plates, but stayed silent.
Nikki looked into Sage's eyes and
saw this. "Mac, you find something, and call me when you're done. I'm going
to get something to eat."
As Nikki walked to the door, Sage
grabbed her arm. "Do you have to?" she asked.
"I don't want to say anything that's
going to insult you, and I don't want to yell at you. I have to go and
cool off for a while. Okay?"
Sage looked at Nikki and knew she
was right. "Can you save me something food?" Sage asked.
The bitter expression that Nikki wore
eased as she looked into Sage's eyes. Sage may now have been changed into
a girl, but her eyes were the same. "That'll be easy, Kento's not here,"
Nikki smiled before leaving the room.
Sage closed the door and looked at
Mac. "I think this is hard on her," she said.
Mac looked at Sage almost in shock.
That was the first thing she said all morning that didn't concern her little
problem. "Sage, Let's get you dressed, okay?" she smiled.
"I wonder how Rowen would react if
this was him," Sage said as Mac looked through Nikki's clothes.
"Rowen would act almost exactly the
way you are. But he would be looking at different books trying to reverse
what ever it was that did this to him in the first place." Mac pulled out
a small purple sundress and held it up. "What do you think?"
"Purple's Nik's color. I know that
she has a green dress in there somewhere...." Sage then looked at Mac.
"I can't believe I just said that," she said in semi-shock.
Mac laughed as she found the dress
Sage spoke of. "Don't worry about it. I won't tell Rowen. He's going hysterical
over the whole situation as it is."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Nikki sat at the coffe table drinking
a cup of tea. "He has to learn about the treatment of women? What did
he say to this gypsy to make her do that to him? Americans. I don't think
I want to figure them out. But then again, Sage is half-American. If I
can't figure out the culture, a future with him could fall apart. I guess,"
she thought. Nikki then looked over into the kitchen, and saw Rowen and
Cye sitting at the table. "And those two. No, wait, not Cye, Rowen.
What am I going to do about Rowen? I know he's going to laugh at Sage,
and make her cry... wait a minute. Her? Sage is my boyfriend, and
I just referred to him as her? After everything that happened with Milady
and Talpa, I thought I could handle anything. Boy was I wrong."
"Nikki," Rowen said. "What's
wrong?"
Nikki looked at Rowen and stood. "Take
a wild guess Rowen," she replied. She looked at him and shook her head.
"If you do anything to make Sage cry, or shriek, or anything over emotional,
I swear, you'll live to regret it," Nikki threatened.
Rowen looked into Nikki's eyes and
knew she was worried about Sage. He was too; he just didn't want to admit
it. "Okay Nikki," he said.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Sage stood in front of the mirror,
looking at herself in Nikki's green spaghetti strap dress. "You know, for
a girl, I'm not that bad looking," she smiled.
Mac fell onto the bed laughing. "And
then you wonder why you're cursed. Sage, never go into any type of gypsy
or voodoo place in New Orleans. You never know what they could do to you."
"Thanks for telling me now Mac," Sage
said dryly. She then turned to the mirror and looked at her hair. "What
about this?"
Mac walked over to her bag and pulled
out a hair brush. "Take a seat," she answered with a smile.
Sage walked over to Mac's cot and
sat down. "What are you going to do?"
"Your hair," Mac laughed. "You know,
ever since I met you, all I wanted to do was cut off all of your hair."
Sage quickly stood and turned on Mac.
"You, Mackenzie Ann St. John, will never cut my hair," she protested.
Mac laughed as she sat Sage back down.
"Relax Sage. I was just joking. You have to look at this a little less
seriously. For Nikki's sake; and your life."
"I hate to say it, but you're right.
Nik's really been cool with all of this, so far."
Mac started to brush out Sage's hair.
"Cool isn't the word. I know that I wouldn't be able to handle this if
Rowen was in your place. You got a real winner with Nikki."
Sage sighed. "Yeah, I know. I just
hope that she can get through this with out killing or hurting anyone."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Karyn looked at Nikki and smiled. "Sage
can handle this," she said.
Nikki looked at Karyn and shook her
head. "She has to learn about the treatment of women before she changes
back." Nikki then realized her mistake again. "Damn it. I have to stop
doing that."
Karyn laughed. "You know, knowing
Mac, she probably has Sage laughing about this whole situation by now.
And knowing Sage, she's probably checking herself out in the mirror."
Nikki looked at Karyn and started
to laugh. "You know something, I think you're right."
Rowen and Cye walked into the kitchen.
"Are you okay now?" Rowen asked Nikki.
"I guess. Waking up to find your boyfriend
turned into a woman can just be so draining."
"Like I told Sage, everything is going
to work out for the best," Cye smiled.
Mac walked into the kitchen, smiling.
"May I present, the new Sage Date," she said walking over to the counter.
Sage followed Mac into the kitchen
and smiled. "So, how do I look?" she asked.
Rowen and Cye both stood speechless.
Sage did actually look good as a girl. The dress Sage was now wearing fitted
her almost perfectly (the only thing wrong was the bust area was tight,
and the waist was a little bit snug). Rowen wouldn't be able to tell Sage
was Sage, if it wasn't for the front of her hair. Mac was able to comb
out the back and put it up in a long odango to make it look shorter, but
the front was a different story. Sage fought and argued with Mac to the
the front of her hair in her face.
"I... I don't believe it," Rowen said
lowly.
Cye walked over to Sage and circled
her. "You look...." Cye let the sentence trail off when he saw Karyn standing
by the stove.
Nikki looked at Sage wide-eyed. "You
look great," she whispered. "I doubt I'll ever be able to wear that dress
again without thinking of this moment, but you're beautiful."
Sage smiled at Nikki and shrugged.
"It's a little tight," she said.
Rowen walked over to Sage in Disbelief.
"Well, that's no small front you're packing," Rowen said looking at Sage's
chest. "You can't tell if you're on the inside trying you get out, or the
outside trying to get in."
"Rowen,"Mac and Karyn said as one.
"It's true," Nikki said trying not
to laugh.
Sage looked at Rowen and punched him
in his arm. "I may be in a girl's body, but I can still beat the hell out
of you pal," she said.
Rowen looked at his best friend and
smiled. "Whatever you say... Bijin," he laughed, slapping Sage on her butt.
Sage looked at Rowen in shock. "You...
you...." she fumed.
Rowen laughed as he ran out of the
kitchen. "Catch me if you can," he called.
"Gladly," Sage mumbled. She turned
around and wsa about to run after Rowen.
"Sage Date, if you do anything to
that dress, Gwen won't have to worry about having a child anymore,"
Nikki yelled.
Sage looked at Nikki and stopped.
"But he hit me on my behind," she reasoned.
"And you do the same thing to me.
Am I wrong?"
Sage stood and thought about what
Nikki said. After a moment, she hung her head slightly. "I guess you're
right. But when I get back to normal, he's gonna pay for that."
Mac laughed as she picked up the keys
to Kathy's mini-van. "Mall trip!" she called trying to get everyone's attention
from the little Rowen and Sage episode.
Cye's eyes widened. "I'll stay here,
if you don't mind."
Sage grabbed Cye's arm. "If I have
to go, you're coming with me."
"But this mall trip's for you, not
me."
Karyn took Cye's other arm and looked
into his eyes. "Now Cye, you know Sage is going through a tough time right
now. He needs the support of his friends."
"That's not all the support she needs,"
Rowen laughed from the doorway.
"That's it, I've had just about enough
of you Baka." Sage turned and ran after Rowen. Nikki was about to run after
her, when there was a crash.
Everyone ran out into the living room
to see Sage standing on the couch, and Rowen on the floor laughing. "What
happened?" Nikki asked.
"I said... there... a... mouse, and
she... the couch," Rowen said in between fits of laughter.
Sage looked at Rowen and picked up
a pillow from the couch. "You baka," she said as she beat Rowen with the
pillow. "That was a mean and cruel thing."
Mac walked over to Sage and pulled
her away from Rowen. "Would both of you stop?" she asked. "Rowen, leave
Sage alone. And Sage, stop beating up on Rowen."
The two Ronins looked at each other.
"Yes Mackenzie," they said in one voice.